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疯牛病的原因:公牛为什么一年只骑一头牛?

我想网官网 2021-09-14 10:58:15全网优质搞笑GIF领域创作者

今天,我想网段子网分享一个关于《疯牛病》的搞笑段子疯牛病的主要原因:

一位电视女记者安排采访一位住在纽芬兰科纳布鲁克郊外的农民,以找出疯牛病的主要原因。

女士:晚上好,先生。我在这里收集有关疯牛病可能来源的信息,你能提供这种疾病的任何原因吗?

农夫盯着记者说:你知道公牛为什么一年只骑一头牛吗?

女记者(明显尴尬):嗯,先生,这是一个尴尬的问题,但是这种现象和疯牛病有什么关系?

农夫:而且女士,你知道我们一天给奶牛挤两次奶吗?

记者:先生,这确实是很有价值的信息,请切入正题!

农夫:我已经说到点子上了,女士试想一下,如果我一天玩你两次,一年只cao你一次,你不会生气吗?

疯牛病的原因(英文版)

Main cause of the Mad Cow Disease

A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living just outside Cornerbrook, Newfoundland, to find the main cause of the Mad Cow Disease.

The Lady: Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?

The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?

The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?

The Farmer: And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?

The reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?

The Farmer: I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?

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