疯牛病的原因：公牛为什么一年只骑一头牛？

今天，我想网段子网分享一个关于《疯牛病》的搞笑段子疯牛病的主要原因：

一位电视女记者安排采访一位住在纽芬兰科纳布鲁克郊外的农民，以找出疯牛病的主要原因。

女士：晚上好，先生。我在这里收集有关疯牛病可能来源的信息，你能提供这种疾病的任何原因吗？

农夫盯着记者说：你知道公牛为什么一年只骑一头牛吗？

女记者（明显尴尬）：嗯，先生，这是一个尴尬的问题，但是这种现象和疯牛病有什么关系？

农夫：而且女士，你知道我们一天给奶牛挤两次奶吗？

记者：先生，这确实是很有价值的信息，请切入正题！

农夫：我已经说到点子上了，女士试想一下，如果我一天玩你两次，一年只cao你一次，你不会生气吗？

疯牛病的原因（英文版）

Main cause of the Mad Cow Disease

A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living just outside Cornerbrook, Newfoundland, to find the main cause of the Mad Cow Disease.

The Lady: Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?

The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?

The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?

The Farmer: And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?

The reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?

The Farmer: I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad？